Prompted by a few of Scoble's entries on search engines being political, I conducted a survey over lunch using the failure query to ascertain the party values to which search engines subscribe:

Wikipedia defines failure as such. OK, sounds good. So how about success? (This is where everything falls apart) If you check Yahoo, you'll find the number one hit is a Japanese computer company. Hmmm. Nothing like some patriotism from a company with a near $48B market cap. What about Google you ask? How about an immigration and social service agency in British Columbia! A little closer to home. Maybe this is because they have an $87B market cap. In all honesty what do you expect from a company that continually acts like a four year old?